Film Review: Simon Killer

Posted on by 5WC in Film

I can’t remember how I heard about Simon Killer, or exactly why I decided it was a movie I wanted to watch. I am certain, however, that the movie I was expecting had no correlation to the movie I got. It’s been a long time since I was treated to something as detestable as I found this, but hey it happens , you just have to put it down to annoying experience and move on.

Essentially this film is 100 minutes of soft porn, no plot and a main character so dislikeable, that I was routing throughout large portions of the film for somebody to smash him in the face with a baseball bat. And for me to wish a fictional character a violent and painful comeuppance, proves just how far from seeing eye to eye this film and myself are. Read more